I am Princess Leia

A strong-willed herald of causes against injustice, you passionately strive to right the wrongs around you.

Somebody has to save our skins!

New Website

So, I have created a full website for myself to hold more professional posts than "I found love on Zombie Harmony!" For a while I thought I might transfer what I wanted from here and delete it, but I feel like I'd rather keep this as my silly outlet. However, if anyone is interested, please visit: http://sarahkellywright.com/ You can see fascinating things like my resume and photography. It's not perfect, yet, but I have put a ton of work into it. YAY!

I also have a couple blog posts there with some cool visualizations that I was playing around with. It's kind of fun to see what you can do with data!

I found love on Zombie Harmony!!

Are you a gnarling, flesh eating undead looking for love? In the past, you would have had to lumber around, meeting other flesh rotters in the midst of the chaos of the zombie apocalypse. Now there's a site built especially for you!!


Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

More zombies find their true loves on Zombie Harmony than on any other dating site!

You can search find a zombie who fits your needs by searching for the speed of lumbering, how freshly turned they are, and for similar interests. Don't wait until the humans rise up and find a way to make the undead die again! Find your love today!!

Happy Social Media Day!!

I just wanted to celebrate Social Media Day with a blog post!! Not that this blog is necessarily social. It's more like an online journal where I also put my YouTube videos and things I think are funny. That's not updated regularly. That no one reads... but that's why it's not social. EXCEPT!!! That it technically is because it's a blog!

This was not meant to be a pity party. I love my random postings about nothing aimed at no one. YAY! Plus, I get people that stumble upon this every once in a while, although, honestly, they stumble right back out, if they know what's good for them!

But, happy social media day, nonetheless!! YAY!!!

THE NINJA CHIPMUNK IS OUT TO KILL

This is the e-mail I just sent my husband at work. I'm too freaked out to re-write, so you'll have to pardon my grammar and whatnot. But, I just had a harrowing experience.

"I just got attacked by the chipmunk.

It knocked one of the lilies over, so I went out to push the lily upright, having seen it scamper away to cause havoc elsewhere. While I'm out there, I think I should water things (I know it's midday, but the peppers look so sad when they're not watered constantly. Plus, the peppers and the corn both have this weird puckering thing going on on their leaves, and I thought water might help.) I'm watering the plants, and I think that I'll squirt water into the logs to make them uncomfortable when the chipmunk gets back and maybe it'll decide to move (I SAW the damn thing scamper away at one point... I swear!). Well, in order to do the most damage to its home with the lease damage to the wood, I use the jet function on the hose.

THE F***ING CHIPMUNK HAD WEASLED ITSELF BACK INTO THE WOOD PILE. It came sprinting out, which was of course right by my leg- literally INCHES away from me as I'm peering in, holding the hose. This causes me to LEAP into the air, shrieking my head off and somehow managing to squirt myself in the face with the hose. This was HILARIOUS for the freaking teenagers cutting through the open area to go do something stupid, but I was not amused. I was, however, wet.

The chipmunk is a ninja, and it is dangerous. I now probably have rabies or something. Probably."

I realize that the last bit is VERY Bloggess, but I've been reading a LOT of her lately, so it makes sense that I would revert to her style in my moment of panic.

Also...

I found this image on a friend's facebook, but this HAS to be making the rounds...

Spill, baby, spill....

No apologies

It has been an exceedingly long time since I posted, it's true. However, I have had many a personal crisis/epiphany since then, so I refuse to apologize!! Life is crazy and unpredictable.

However, I discovered this amazing blog that sends people books for free! I got excited and needed to share. Look! Be amazed!

http://booksonthehouse.com/kids/